shit magnet

Any person, in which trouble and drama, follows them everywhere they go.

"Stay away from that chick. She's a total shit magnet."

by D. Gould January 3, 2007

Shit Brix

1) To be extremely shocked, startled, or otherwise amazed.

2) Another way of saying "get pissy"

1) When you see it, you'll shit brix.

2) My mom shat brix when I brought the car home with a flat tire.

by GottiKid January 9, 2010

hoe shit

1) shit that is just garbage / wannabe / bootleg / down right bullshit

2) anything fucked up you do to someone or someone does to you

3) c's up b's down

1) blood walk
2) your best friend fuckin your mom - hoe shit.
3) you already know

by fulgore July 16, 2008

shoot the shit

To pass leisure time idly conversing.

Etymology: Possibly originates from WWI when soldiers in trenches would use bucket latrines and then shoot at them for target practice during downtime.

Wife: What do you guys do when you're fishing all day?

Guy: You know... Stuff.

Wife: No I don't know, that's why I asked.

Guy: Just shoot the shit, nothing important.

by Sick Ducker (I shoot ducks) December 3, 2009

Hitchcock Shit

Noun: The act of timing when you push for a shit with the flushing from the neighboring toilet cubicles.

Taken from the film "The 39 Steps" by Alfred Hitchcock, where a gunshot is timed and disguised during the crash of a cymbal.

"Fortunately the Hitchcock Shit I just took saved me from inevitable embarrassment."

by Eamonn Deane December 14, 2006

coke shit

Someone that has been doing cocaine asks to use your bathroom, and takes a nasty "coke shit" that leaves splatters or skid marks that never come off the toilet.

Dominick came over & took a nasty "coke shit" in my bathroom!

by SMUGGLER305 December 19, 2008

shit kebab

A kebab made of shit.

Mmm-mmm, that sure was a tasty shit kebab!

by BarryBurton August 8, 2006