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work smurk

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The phrase said when someone states that the importance of their work usually in the context of job is of more importance than a social activity involving drinking.
Friend 1"Yo mane you ready to shred town tonight?"
Friend 2"Nah mane i got work"
Friend 1" Work smurk bro"
by J$hred July 26, 2016
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Why does it only work for men?

Fat cocks? Women need to get tossed into the fat cock blender or it's patriarchy? Ok.
Hym "Why does it only work for men? Because there aren't enough fat cocks to go around. So it gets the not fat-cocks. But is it were to work for women, what would it look like? They fuck all of the fat cocks and then get free money from the men they didn't fuck. That's how women want dating to be. Everyone around you pays you to get shlonged by fat cocks. It's pornstar without the stigma."
by Hym Iam September 14, 2025
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Work like a monkey

Is when monkey is here and laptop is there.
Somebody on the soffa under cover sleeping or just there and at the same time working on the laptop, but it is on the other side of the sofa - you work like a monkey.
by other monkey December 26, 2020
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School work

Child labor hidden inside a non sentient object
by Egg_bacon100 February 1, 2025
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consequential work

Work that is discovered while original work is in progress and immediately takes priority over your original intent. Consequential work involves significantly more effort/time/resources than the original work required.
So I was painting the kitchen, when a chunk of the wall comes right off in my hand because hornets had built a nest and chewed right through the drywall. Luckily, the hornets weren't home, but I'm gonna have to get rid of the nest and patch the drywall before I can finish painting. Nothin' like consequential work, damn it!
by Wolfeadr December 31, 2016
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giving up the work

When someone is exposing the sauce/technique/secret/pro-tip/the way you live
Telling the police where the drugs at are at. “Man jack is giving up the work to the police!”
by Xstrife September 23, 2023
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