(sowth frayn•klin gum•er)
Noun
The act of receiving oral stimulation from A homeless denizen with a crippling meth addiction in the Alaska State Capitol. To be a Proper Franklin St. Gummer, said denizen must be devoid of teeth, though not entirely necessary.
Noun
The act of receiving oral stimulation from A homeless denizen with a crippling meth addiction in the Alaska State Capitol. To be a Proper Franklin St. Gummer, said denizen must be devoid of teeth, though not entirely necessary.
Oh, man, when I took a tour up to Alaska, last summer, I got to experience what the locals call a South Franklin Gummer!
by Bandit 989 February 24, 2021

When you need to use the bathroom in silence, you fold three squares of toilet paper in half and hold it over you ass as you sit or stand to pee. If gas escapes, no one will hear.
She’s a bit to proper, she makes a South African butt muffler when she pees and I’ve never even heard her fart.
by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024

When you head to Thailand for the ladyboys
And, While in Action, Your Escort Sharts on you while simultaneously ejaculating
And, While in Action, Your Escort Sharts on you while simultaneously ejaculating
by Big Boss (like from MGS) May 3, 2025

by .3x3. November 18, 2023

by Zigzag_Writes August 9, 2021

Everybody knows everybody at the school, every girl dates multiple guys and guys date they homies secretly cheating on their girl
Erick: "That girl right there is fine as fuck!."
Jason: "Oh her? She dated 3 motherfuckers in this school a few weeks ago."
Erick: "Damn that's how you know she goes to South Houston High School."
Jason: "Oh her? She dated 3 motherfuckers in this school a few weeks ago."
Erick: "Damn that's how you know she goes to South Houston High School."
by youngtakuache2020 September 22, 2020

Don: World hunger is falling to an all time low!
Chet: The children are becoming white!
Don: What? That is so retarded! Stop making these South Park statements!
Chet: I could have sworn you said there were less hungry kids.
Chet: The children are becoming white!
Don: What? That is so retarded! Stop making these South Park statements!
Chet: I could have sworn you said there were less hungry kids.
by Composer man December 27, 2023
