Facebook Entertainer

When your sole activity on Facebook is to comment or respond only to major events, rather than consistent / daily updating. In other words, you come out much like a clown, magician, or mathemagician and only appear (to post / accept invitations) at parties, birthdays, and Bar Mitzvah's.

Guy 1 - "Hey man, did you see the video I posted yesterday?"

Guy 2 - "Nah man, sorry, I'm strictly a Facebook Entertainer"

by DaKensta August 17, 2010

Facebook Whore

Somebody who posts numerous statuses/pictures just to feel satisfaction from the number of likes they receive.

Deb: Did you see Ashley's posts last night about her getting engaged, being pregnant and eating delicious pizza?

Leif: Yes, she's a Facebook Whore.

by xxLGEND24xx April 9, 2013

facebook tuff

Meaning a tough guy on facebook but when you see them in person they act scared.

Drew on facebook: ill fuck u up bro.
eric on facebook: wow, your so facebook tuff .

by erock75 September 23, 2013

Facebook Fine?

When you find some guy/girl that take good looking pictures, and then friend them so you can get to know them; and then when you meet them in person they look like hell on a face and don't look nothing like their pics.

Chris: Yo wats up with that fine chick you found yall kicking it or what.
Brian: I had to drop her because she was only facebook fine?

by J_MONEY_FLEXXIN November 13, 2011

Facebook Stalker

A mentally ill pathetic idiot who is obsessed with someone else and posts stupid crap on their wall every single fucking day, without giving them air to breathe. Not to mention a like on every picture the stalked posts.

facebook stalker, stalker

by Raven Whore June 24, 2014

Facebook Literalist

Someone who takes jokes and humor in facebook status updates way too literally.

"I posted on my facebook status that I was so exhausted that I needed a couple lines of blow to keep functioning. My sister read it and called my mom and told her I may have a drug problem. She's such a Facebook Literalist."

by DinNYC May 9, 2010

Facebook Graffiti

The act of going onto someones wall on Facebook to post random ideas/topics or things that mean nothing at all.

Dude, that weird guy keeps Facebook Graffiti 'ing you. I think he likes you.

by Drakenfire May 3, 2010