poop needles

The sharp, tingling needle like sensation felt in ones legs after spending a questionable amount of time sitting on the toilet.

Bro, I lost track of time watching Youtube while taking a dumb and have a wicked case of poop needles right now.

by rip-trip July 8, 2021

poop alien

the out of this world out of body slimy alien mass that passes to a free world for a swim after one partakes in a colon cleanse for health, not just for fun.

Man, Tam just passsed a poop alien last night after a hard night of colon cleansing.

by Tammy Ozias October 6, 2007

indie poop

Lighthearted mockery of a below par, sub-standard indie band or of someones crappy musical taste.

Nice collection of indie poop you have there Calvin! your such a belle end sebastian!!!

by zeusfox March 11, 2007

pizza poop

The wonderful result of eating an entire pizza

Aww man... I got pizza poop

by Ryan G Anzaldi November 24, 2006

blonde poop

Poop which contains more corn than actual poop.

Man, I ate 5 corn on the cob at the company picnic and then I had blonde poop for 3 days!

by Clizzle December 6, 2005

Panda Poop

after digesting a massive helping of Panda Express you go to take a dump and it is a soft poop that burns the butt hole and ultimately clogs the toilet

dude i just took a massive panda poop

awh man, my panda poop overflowed the toilet

by asdofjawefjaksdjf April 5, 2009

Poop-shit

adj. Similar to the word "shit" used by anyone who thinks something is not going to good, only more immature.

"Poop-shit, I just got an 'F' on my test."

"My girlfriend just dumped me. POOP-SHIT!!"

by K-Rem May 1, 2007