Moon Gooning

As opposed to Sun Gooning, Moon Gooning is when you explode the head off a buffalo, skin an elk, then proceed to gut said elk. Afterwards, hang the corpse of the elk in a tree and take it's guts for your own. Lastly, you begin to goon and eventually cum into the elk's intestine, all while doing so under the native american moonlight. Doing so will draw the attention of the Moon Goon tribe leader, the Eagle Eye. This act of Moon Gooning will initiate you into the tribe if done properly and deemed worthy enough by the tribe members and the Eagle Eye himself. Once initiated, tribe Moon Goon sessions are overseen by a sworn in priest who administrates that the Moon Goon is being conducted in a respectful way that does not anger or upset the Goon gods. If ultimately done perfectly, a successful tribe Moon Goon has the potential to resurrect a phoenix. This usually includes a jelqer if one is readily available, though it is not required. Obtaining the knowledge of Moon Gooning immediately marks you as a potential Moon Gooner and you are now obligated to attend an initiation attempt. Refusing in doing so will result in death by the hands of the Moon Goon tribe.

"I'm sorry mother, but I have to leave to follow my calling in Moon Gooning. Now that I possess the knowledge, Moon Gooning is my way of life now."

by WiserWithBudweiser November 21, 2023

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