golden retard

A Golden Retriever with a lack of intelligence, just cuteness no brain.

"Holy crap your Golden Retriever is such a Golden Retard."
"What do you mean?"
"He just ran into a wall."
"Oh...its okay he's cute."

by OOOOMSVSKSKSVGWUWOAUBWNWKQKALA December 02, 2022

Golden Portal

Urinating into ones anus.

"Dude, I gave her a golden portal"

by wifepop September 12, 2021

golden Adonis

A prick or a pretty boy

Man he is such a golden Adonis I can't stand it

by Jack straw August 26, 2022

Golden carrot

When a someone drinks carrot juice and then pisses on somebody in a sexual manner.

Why did you come here? Why did you look up golden carrot?

by Benkin50 August 03, 2021

Golden Slipper

The act of pissing in your pants and feeling the hot urine run down over your legs and bare feet

Sally loves to have a nice golden slipper before she showers

by Freakypapakeifer February 16, 2024

golden anchor

It's when you fuck her in the ass and then pull out to piss in her face.

Doing her doggie style and then pee on her eye like a golden shower. That is a golden anchor

by Goldenachor November 28, 2013

golden pony boy

golden-pony-boy

Golden pony boy means Successful prince like character, with a halo on his head, wonderful personality

by DaughterofGod February 16, 2020