sock-n-rock it

(verb) the act of a naked man wearing a sock on his penis in order to cover his junk... because somehow pants aren't good enough. This is especially funny if its a large man.... even better if he dances.

Dude, did you see greg at the party last night? He got so wasted he took off all his clothes and then pulled a sock-n-rock it for the rest of the night.... check youtube.

by PrincessPuffinMuffin June 19, 2010

Taco Sock

When you leave a condom behind in the vagina.

Brah, I accidentally gave her a taco sock last night...

by Tikki Taco Hosiery September 14, 2016

Hairy sock

When a woman has a tight hairy vagina that hugs your dick like a sock

I was fucking this chick and she was so tight that her pussy hugged my dick like a hairy sock

by 333bam July 23, 2024

Mid Sock Gang

A basketball player who wears mid top socks

If I wear my kyries, I gotta be on my mid sock gang.

by Hollywood baby April 23, 2017

Sock Cucker

Someone who jerks off into their right sock and makes the left sock watch.

Thomas is so mean to his left sock, he always makes it watch while the right one has all the fun. What a Sock Cucker

by M Land May 12, 2024

socking

When you skin another man's penis and wear it as a condom.

(v.) Portmanteau, From late 17c. Middle English "self docking"

Yeah man, I was socking his wife and she had no idea.

by Jamlpr February 7, 2019

cunt sock

Slang for a condom.

Andy put his cunt sock on and made Angie's pussy bleed.

by russiaalmighty November 15, 2010