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wet slap

when one bro slaps another bro in the face with seamen while one bro is vulnerable such as while he is sleeping, jerkin the gerkin, or drunk out of his mind.
Yo last night Chad was gettin it on with Sally and i came up behind him and wet slaped that bitch
by duce droppa December 20, 2007
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pizza slap

slapping someone usually across the face with a slice of a pizza s bitch slap but holding the pizza. can also be done with a hamburger and then becomes a patty slap. a pizza slap is very gross and much more powerful with hot greasy pizza as it not only does it hurt from the slap it burns from the grease.
John and Chris were sitting in the cafeteria when a fight broke out and John laid down the pizza slap on Chris with a hot greasy slice of cafeteria pizza.
by bruce mcnair October 30, 2007
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slap ass

hysterically drunk
laughing while slapping his own ass
He be slap ass drunk.
by chas November 24, 2003
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Slap and Tickle

When one slaps another person's penis and tickles their balls with their hand
"This chick gave me a slap and tickle today, and my dick hurts whenever I walk!"
by Christofph November 8, 2006
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Slap Happy

when you get too carried away with slapping a person or persons.
It could just be that you went on a slapping spree (greatly encouraged by me by the way, they're fun!)
or that you got so pissed off with someone that you just physically couldn't stop slapping them.

see doodle happy and scissor happy
person #1: "awwww owwww look at my face, is it red?"
person #2: "yeh why?"
person #1: "my ex-girlfriend got slap happy"
-----------------OR------------------------
me: i feel like going on a slapping spree...anyone want to come and get slap happy with me?
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turkey slap

The art of slapping a bitch across the face with a giant elephant penis.....perferably mine
Your girlfriend was bein a bitch so I turkey slapped her and knock'd her out, then I had a threesome with your mum and your sister...
by Nate.D #13 October 14, 2005
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Slap Shot

A term used by hockey players when they slap there stick and pucks(penis and balls)in the groupies face. Also know as a "slap shot".
Kris: Last night after the game I booty called Nicole and Steph to come over and i gave both them hoes a slap shot in the face.
by Muff Gagger January 22, 2009
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