A slider who finally found the girl of his dreams that calms him down but his friends don't believe him and thinks he's a clown and will always be one
by slider_69 July 12, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Bored#7443 aka Alone. He's a total simp on discord every server he ever joins. He tries to get a girlfriend all the time when no one cares lol.
by RespectablePyramid September 29, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A simp is someone who goes out of their way to impress girls just for them to friend zone him. Hes also a huge pussy and talks shit to people to sound tough but when somebody asks them to do something mildly out of their comfert zone they pussy out. They are also extremely weak and can't do shit to defend themselves. They think they are really good at things like sport when they aren't. People with these a name starting with the letter i.
by Arrestme3425cools February 26, 2020
Get the Simp mug.a word mostly used by 13 year old boys who can’t come up with any other comeback
it means someone who does too much for someone they like/ are dating.
it means someone who does too much for someone they like/ are dating.
“i carried her things for the week and bought her 5 boxes of chocolate maybe she’ll like me now”
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by michaboo August 24, 2020
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Popular Acronym from S1E25 of the hit animated TV Show Phineas and Ferb , where the side character, Candace Flynn, dances and sings about the Squirrels roaming around your pants.
Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
AHHHHHHH! There's squirrels in my pants!
That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
There's squirrels in my pants!
Tell me what's making you jump like that!
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
SIMP,
Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
Who you got back home, watering your plants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
How can I qualify for government grants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Got an Aunt Florence living in France
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AHHHHHHH! There's squirrels in my pants!
That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
There's squirrels in my pants!
Tell me what's making you jump like that!
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
SIMP,
Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
Who you got back home, watering your plants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
How can I qualify for government grants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Got an Aunt Florence living in France
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
by Dothefig December 9, 2019
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