bal man

"TomSka starts laughing at the joke XD"

oh look, a bal : bal man

by FunnyBonesGamer June 19, 2022

The Baggie Man

Silky skills on Halo 3 and Gears of War 2, The Baggie Man could tap into his Xbox skill set with some special remedy and destroy all in his path.

Noob 1: Oh shit! I just got 4 shotted by The Baggie Man
Noob 2: Yeah me too, now he's doing the T-bag walk on me...

by Shreyas Girme December 25, 2011

Man Ruler

A ruler that for every inch beyond 5 inches, the actual length of each segment shrinks by half, leading to a severely exaggerated final measurement.

It is the most commonly used tool when a man measures his manhood.

Whether made with a physical measuring tool or a perceived one, the measurements are always equally exaggerated.

John: "Yeah man, I've got a huge tool!"

Pat: "Is that so? I have my doubts."

John: "NINE THROBBING INCHES BUDDY!" *unzips fly*

Pat: "I see you've been using the Man Ruler again."

by RandomBrowser April 10, 2012

man gunt

Basically a fat cunt with a big gut hanging over their genitals. See gunt, commonly referring to women when it really should be a gender neutral term as any fat cunt with a big gut has a GUNT

Look at that glorious man gunt hanging out. Zero hecks.

by Zerohecks September 17, 2018

Man Disease

The affliction of not seeing something even when it is right in front of your face.

When a man looks in the pantry and cannot find the replacement mayonaise, he has man disease.

by marshalynn January 11, 2011

man chubby

A man having a sexual crush toward another man.

"Bro, you have a total man chubby on Tom Brady."

by MAN CHUBSTER January 5, 2018

ingredient man

one who works with and is especially familiar with ingredients. also is generally distinguished by the ability to enrich uranium-235 using a microwave and Land o' Lakes butter. also used as an insult, to be used only against foes due to its highly offensive manner.

shut up you....ingredient man

damn it, ingredient man, you kicked my ass again!

by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005