David

Someone who still has so much positive things on urban dictionary yet he’s probably a dick to his best friends

Omg look it’s David! He seems so nice!
Nah he’s such a bitch to me.

by Noteclairshush. June 23, 2022

David

A deadbeat who’s never around.

Always lies and makes you think you’re amazing likes to cheat on multiple women. Amazing women who are beautiful at that! Not sure why he cheats he has mommy and daddy issues too!

Mind fucks you

Pays for everyone’s drinks at the bar to be the popular kid

Thinks he’s Portuguese because he’s dating a cow

Did you hear david cheated on her?

Nothing new

by 100 Facts November 22, 2021

David our lord

ACCEPT DAVID AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR. NOT DOING SO WILL CAUSE A GIANT COCK TO EMERGE OUT OF YOUR SHIT FILLED BODY. YOUR EXISTENCE IS FUTILE OTHERWISE, ACCEPT DAVID ZHU AS YOUR GOD AND LET HIM SINK INTO YOUR OTHERWISE CANCER FILLED HEART.

Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.

one day David our Lord fought off hordes of one eyed pirate turtles and their rocket wheelchairs using only his bare fists, a allen key and a bag of walnuts. The hordes of pirate turtles were overwhelmed by our lords mighty power and they now bow down to him as their god.

John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?

by lolitsmejebafdsusdfa February 17, 2014

Anna and David

Two people who need to hurry up and get tf together

Person 1: Who's Anna and David
Person 2: Two people who are too scared to ask each other out but they're basically dating.

by TheSmartestOneHere August 20, 2021

David marshall

Very long fingered man,Who would rob anything from anyone

Huv ye seen that cunt he’s a pure david marshall

by Alfred hitzelsperger June 24, 2020

David

David is extremely sexy guy who loves Iron Man. He has a easy time finding a girlfriend 😂.

That guy is SUCH a David

by Hi,ItsYaBoi April 18, 2018

David

David is a great guy who struggles with understanding that he’s an amazing, funny person. From the small Kirby emotes on Discord to his comments under social media posts. It’s always fun to talk with him in dms or on voice chat.

David, the Kaneki kinnie

by Cassidy14 March 12, 2021