Jacob Longed

Went you down something in 10 seconds

“I just Jacob Longed a bottle of wine”

by JacobLong3244 November 16, 2021

long grass

A slang word referring to money

yo dude i ain't have a enough long grass to go out there

by AyMan Dny August 6, 2020

Wing Long

Someone with a massive schlong and would destroy max's sister

Massive schlong must be Wing Long!

by ===========8 August 21, 2021

Fliss long

Fliss long is the type of person to give you a blue pen instead of a black pen

Are you with fliss long? cause if so imma dip

by marley762 November 18, 2019

audrey long

a very sweet girl who deserves the world.

“who’s that girl?”
“ur mom audrey long”

by urMOMisaBOMB.com July 29, 2022

something that starts with d and is very long

i know what your thinking

guorhea j0ipgsdkljhyr80utewipjfasghsdisefdkn something that starts with d and is very long

by MS. MUSHROOMS May 23, 2023

how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025