Jordan

Jordan is now replacing the n-word on TikTok.
White people are now calling every African-American: a Jordan

Person one: hey how you doing?
Person two: what's up my jordan

by SERBIA is GAY July 30, 2021

Jordan

A chill, funny guy that’s super short

“Look there’s Jordan”
“Where?”
“Down there”

by Hsjshhs August 8, 2021

Nyquil Jordan

Take 3 shots of nyquil, leave the house for a year and a half, then return and take 3 more

"Why's Michael leaving? He's gonna black out"

"Oh he's doing the Nyquil Jordan. He'll eventually be back with someone who fucked Madonna"

by djmoy20 January 22, 2022

Jordan

The last couple puffs of a joint or spliff.

Do you want Jordan?

by CreatorOfJordan January 13, 2021

Jordans

A group of crazy awesome basketball players

Look at those jordans over there!

by Dots of dream snot July 21, 2016

Jordan

Person who typically if is not always a blue haired Biden voting flower cutting ford fiesta driving liberal who sucks at vayne bot

My 2 in 6 Jordan needs to work on his game mechanics

by ohthatpie December 19, 2024

Jordan

A Jordan is a kind, sweet, smart, and caring girl who always has something to say. Jordan will never give up, and always encourages people to do their best, even if she is a shy girl! She often feels embarrassed around others, but close to her friends she always acts like herself. Guys LOVE Jordan! They drool over her, or in a friend / sibling way they like her! She’s always so sweet to others, you’ll forget about any trouble she has done, which is rare!
(Girl Name Version)

“She is such a Jordan, I knew at first sight!”
“Dude, that chick is a hella Jordan! I can just tell”
“How’d you guess i’m a Jordan? Is it how I act!? I’m amazed at your guess!”

by reyuxe October 16, 2022