Jordan

Jordan’s are the sexiest people you’ll ever meet. They have the biggest dick and get the most pussy in the world. They are easy to get attracted too as soon as you see them. They are extremely outgoing and don’t give that much of a fuck what’s happening. They have the most incredible eyes.

I wish I had a Jordan in my life

by Jam_Fam_JQ November 18, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is a big dickhead, but he is very loyal and is a great friend. He tends to be kind of weird and acts like dickhead towards everyone at times. People have a crush on Jordan but nobody knows why or how they do. He is also retarded in science and access.

“ Damn Jordan is in a dickhead mood today! ”

by peachydays November 23, 2018

jordan robichaux

Jordan Robichaux is a god dam good lookin motherfucker who has some nice curly blonde hair and some rambunctiously beautiful blue eyes.

My name is Jordan Robichaux and I approve this message

by That guy baby August 19, 2018

Jordan

A person who just serves CUNT. Jordan's are always confident ands have fire ass style. Everyone loves a Jordan because they are the shit. Don't bother going up against a Jordan because you will loose. Jordan's slay at everything. Jordan's will do anything to win. They would even suck dick to become powerful. Determined, driven, and hot are three perfect words to describe a Jordan. Often Jordan's enjoy working alone. They thrive in competitive environments, and often succeed in many aspects of their career and education. It can be hard to be a Jordan... We are so beautiful and talented it is difficult to keep it up. If you ever meet a Jordan you are just lucky to be in their presence because they are gods and goddesses amongst humans.

No Way! Is that a Jordan?

I would just love to get all up in that hotness.

by Jordz8 November 28, 2023

Nyquil Jordan

Take 3 shots of nyquil, leave the house for a year and a half, then return and take 3 more

"Why's Michael leaving? He's gonna black out"

"Oh he's doing the Nyquil Jordan. He'll eventually be back with someone who fucked Madonna"

by djmoy20 January 22, 2022

I won't let it happen Jordan

You are the reason Chris Benoit killed his whole family. This is EXACTLY why that happened. Not directly.... Well... MAYBE directly but, at the very least, peripherally.

Hym "I won't let it happen Jordan. As soon as I break what delusion these idiots suffer from it'll turn and when it does there will no one to defend you. As soon as these idiots realize that defending you is consenting to this and is soon as this realize that the Self-Immolation doesn't work... They'll turn to me... And that's when the corpses will start to pile up. The families will call for your head. I'll make sure they get your daughter because she's complicit too. So, no. A new condition has been added. If he (Jordan Peterson) isn't in a cage or dead, I don't care what you give me. Your kids will die. The moment has passed. Him and his daughter. Save your kids folks. Don't let them die so a charlatan can play aristocrat."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2024

Jordan

Hoover, who loves a bag more then he loves his missus or himself

Quite braindead from nangs possibly only has the brain cells left to be a dish pig at ya local pub

Jordan the one cunt who has scabs in his nose from cocaine abuse and picking winners

Has a sexual attraction to white powder in a bag and then wonders why he can never get a root

by murraynod November 21, 2024