mississippi soup kettle

When you take a shit and use the shit water as lube to jerk off

I sat on the toilet for so long I decided to give myself a mississippi soup kettle

by Brickhouse11 October 16, 2020

soup

fuck

"mhmmm this can of soup is yummy."

by bored_hopoff April 2, 2017

soup nose

The way that one’s nose begins to run and drip copiously in response to the stimulus of eating hot soup.

“As much as I love soup, I can never order it on a date—the soup nose just isn’t sexy.”

by nightquill May 5, 2023

Skibidi Soup

When you take a large log in a toilet and stir it up in the toilet water till its nice and smooth.

"Hah! just got that loser so hard"
"How so?"
"I made some skibidi soup and gave him a swirly in it"

by F1shsalad July 22, 2024

mmmh good soup

you can say this when you just ate soup and it was good

mom: dinner is ready
you: mmmh good soup

by bollenvis April 3, 2024

soupe

A massive femboy in the United States Space Command, has stayed for a total of 6 months. Currently 3rd Platoon Commander in 2nd Company, 1st Battalion. Dresses up as a maid for Christmas and other special occasions.

"soupes is a diversity hire" — ShotgunPhysics, December 2020.

by americaiscool31 May 24, 2021

Eerie Soup

Saw off the ears of a skidmark, then boil them hell out of them with some onions, celery, parsley, dill if you prefer. Two hours at least. Five hours makes it worthwile. Then just ladle it boiling hot and pour it down a deserving one’s throat.

That rapist deserves some eerie soup!

by Nicisixxx August 9, 2022