The chosen one

The chosen one is someone who will bring balance to the force

Qui-gon jinn:I believe anakin is the chosen one I will train him

Master windu:Anakin is to old to be trained

by General obi wan kenobi May 18, 2022

That one kid

That one annoying asshole at school who has friends somehow and people think they’re funny but he’s not and is really just a nuisance and an asshole to people and gets away with it just because people think he’s funny. Also has a history of making friends with people and then just ends up being a dick to them and loses them as friends. His personality never changes and he never matures. Thinks he’s the shit but he’s not.

“Did you hear what that one kid did?”

“No what?”

“Kept making jokes in class while a student was talking about how his parents died in a car crash, but still has all of his friends!”

by Gl0v35 February 4, 2022

One Hammah

Kanekoa Maielua-Kekiwi

You’re like Kanekoa Maielua-Kekiwi. One hammah.

by Cua February 17, 2022

one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

cold one

Alcohol, especially beer.

"I'm gonna take a leak and maybe grab a cold one at the bar..."
-Franky "The Bat" Niagra, Max Payne

by Dave May 15, 2004

nice one

when a deal, is not a deal

as in NICE ONE SAMUELS

by totallyanicedeal September 29, 2011

cold one

A cold one. It's a cold beer (Or the "Kid's cold one" Which is a soft drink).

The oneitude it directly equal to the colditude. So the colder it is, the more of a one it is. And you don't want to be left with a warm none.

The Coach Z:"Where was your hat, Homestar?"
Homestar:"Between the milk and the cold ones"

by Psy January 5, 2005