Human

The average, typical person of commonplace or standard traits

A human is writing this right now! And, a human is reading this right now, as well.

by Warren Rodroff March 21, 2019

Humanity

Jacksepticeye.

“Jesus Christ. Is humanity really this screwed up?”

by KennyTheGoneOne January 6, 2018

Human Suitcase

It's that thing, of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.

They made me check my human suitcase cause there was no room in the overhead bins.

by jmreno March 13, 2011

Human velocity

Human velocity is only 4 years old, and currently the youngest person ever.

-My name is human velocity

-you are the youngest person ever!

by penisballs08 June 26, 2025

human fly disease

The condition that a human fly suffers from.

Damn, you'd think she'd leave me alone after I rejected her 10 years ago.

Maybe she has human fly disease?

by humanflymagnet February 8, 2010

human puppy

A person who is into the bdsm pet play but generally plays as a puppy .

Hey clerk can I buy this collar , clerk: how old is ur dog , person: oh its for me im the human puppy

by Deadjockman April 3, 2021

Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns someone into, according to a movie.

Nobody's frozen body part ever falls on to the floor of a room with a kerosene heater, since an audience might see something out of one the Terminator movies after first becoming a human popsicle.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021