dead mom hair

A hair-style which is commonly found on anime characters which are
1) mothers
2) going to die (mostly early on)

The hairstyle is a loosely tied thick pony-tail which is slumped over one shoulder.

Common examples are:
-The mother of the Elric-brothers in "Fullmetal Alchemist"
- Eren's mother in "Attack on Titan"

A: "Oh shit! That MILF has dead mom hair."
B: "Welp, now we know eho's gonna die first."

by Pyronomicon July 10, 2017

McDonalds hair line

A hair line that is in the shape of an M.

Charlie you have a McDonalds hair line

by Harry Hart June 6, 2022

blue haired taehyung

honestly the superior hair color tae's ever had :)

girl 1; damn have you seen blue haired taehyung???
girl 2; yeah i used to think his red hair was the best but damn this hair wrecked me

by mendö January 24, 2020

Oklahoma Hair Dryer

When riding your bike in the high heatpoints of Oklahoma and the hot winds are blowing in your face.

Out riding my bike yesterday and I got hit by that fucking Oklahoma Hair Dryer.

by Sweaty Nutsack Person June 13, 2022

cornfield hair tickler

When two people go into a cornfield together and rub their pubes against one another

Mary gave me a cornfield hair tickler last night after our date

by cornman123 December 20, 2020

hair on my ballsack

A phrase denoting a sporadic and spontaneous lifestyle.
On a random whim.

I live life by the hair on my ballsack.

by ScarletJoHanShawn June 8, 2021

Fryer pan hair

Hair that is excessively greasy. it looks like this person hasn't showered in weeks.

John: Hey look at Fred's hair...
Jake: Yeah, he's got that Fryer pan hair

by Tuhmos with a U March 5, 2011