My great-granduncle-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the great-granduncle-in-lawmug. 
Get the great-great-great-grandauntmug. 
Octavian the Great is the word a narcissist uses to describe his or herself. The common definition is beautiful. We ALL know it only really means Pissbaby or Purple shit
MAN: Bruh I am SUCH a Octavian the Great!!
WOMAN: I know you fucking narcissistic loser. STFU dumbass.
WOMAN: I know you fucking narcissistic loser. STFU dumbass.
by Dal IsLadBackwardsYouDotard July 11, 2020
Get the Octavian the Greatmug. An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.
Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.
Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.
Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.
Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.
by Johnny Canuck March 13, 2022
Get the Great Canadian Coconutsmug. by 56-murrian June 17, 2018
Get the The Great Shufflemug. Why the internet of course! Why even consider addressing your problems when you have a gazillion reasons right at your fingertips to not think about them. I was certainly not going to call it the great babysitter...
Peyton thought about the poor state of her relationships, finances, mental health, achievements, and future and within a keystroke the great distractor was informing her on recipes for a beach body, celebrities sharing political opinions, cats doing ballet, 10 ways to financial freedom, and how not to die while travelling abroad. Almost five hours later Peyton began to appreciate that she would never have to worry or try again in her entire life due to the internet's existence.
by von groovy July 9, 2024
Get the the great distractormug.