fidget dick

It is a penis that needs to be jerked. Usually someone who is very horny has a fidget dick.

Johnny has a Fidget Dick. He just wont stop watching porn and jacking off.

by FidgetSpinner6969 May 21, 2017

Hobos dick

A thing or idea of worthless value, something worthless, regarded with distain, generally used in an insulting manner.

No one give a hobos dick about what you think about our company and its return policy!

by Norb Young March 29, 2009

Slow as dick

When something is slower then a 80 year old man's dick getting hard.

Yo man, your car is slow as dick.

by Gold 123456789 October 27, 2013

Dick Twitch

1. A muscle spasm in a mans penis 2. An insult to someone who is being a douche

1 Damn, sometimes I get these really bad dick twitches making my meat go left and right. 2 Shut the fuck up you stupid dick twitch.

by Maybegaymaybenot September 6, 2017

misery dick

A game played where two or more people share horrible things that have happened in their lives. Whoever has the worst life has the biggest misery dick.

Bob: "My dad had sexually abused me since I was six, up until the time I ran away from home at fifteen."

Sally: "Well, both of my parents died when I was five and one of my foster parents cut off my left hand and made me eat it."

Bob: "Damn, okay, your misery dick is bigger than mine."

by Anonandon October 3, 2009

Dick Dribble

Small ammounts of urine left behind on the toilet seat by some guy who recently blasted a deuce.

I wanted to use the first stall but the toilet seat was covered with dick dribble. So, I decided to just hold it.

by nikoconnell March 15, 2010

Dick Thunder

The sound of dicks thumping against each other. It’s considered an unfortunate occurrence if between two straight men during a three way.

Kyle-“Bro heard you and Chad ran a train on Kayla!?”
Josh-“Yea but we were trying to DP and we accidentally made dick thunder.”
Kyle-“Hahahaha it’s only gay if your dicks touch.

by Sun Wai September 22, 2019