Free Bird Solo

Traffic laws do not apply when 4:56 of Free Bird is on, and if the cops are "chasing" you for reckless driving/speeding they are simply joining the race.

"I'm sorry officer but when 4:56 of Free Bird Solo starts playing your traffic laws are simply a suggestion."
or
"I'm sorry officer I bought the whole speedometer i'm going to use the whole speedometer."

by somerandomnameiguess November 23, 2022

Kentucky Bird Bath

A childhood game where two or more participants take turns throwing up into each other’s mouths.

Mrs. Masterson’s first-grade field trip to the museum was canceled after Noah, Liam, and Charlotte engaged in a three-way Kentucky Bird Bath.

by Bungo Baggins April 23, 2018

early bird special

The act of waking up a guy early in the morning by going down on him--preferably involves tugging on the penis with the mouth, as in "the early bird gets the worm."

Girl, my man never had it so good. Just this morning I early bird special-ed him before the alarm went off!!

by eightycarrots January 5, 2009

All that bullshit's for the birds

means no one gives a rats ass about what you have to say and its all just jackassery

Grandma: Mikey clean your room!

Mikey: grandma All that bullshit's for the birds im the boss

by Regulator22 November 6, 2010

dickey bird

i am a dickey bird. alex is a dickey bird. a few other people are dickey birds. fridays and mondays are called 'dickey bird days'. we raise our dresses and say 'gep!!' or something like that.

its dickey bird day! gep! *raise dress*

by katie (the cosmic food[broccolli]) August 29, 2003

Da biggest bird

Da biggest bird is a term people call themselves when they wanna kiss men like genuinely go all in.

Adrev: ayo bruh im da biggest bird i love that mario madness and men

by Moody bot ;) January 2, 2023

california state bird

Extension of middle finger at asshole drivers Most common bird found in California.

That mother f*@ker just gave me the california state bird!

by baldy555666 October 10, 2008