Ass eater

One who eats the ass like groceries.

Jacob is an ass eater he eats April's ass like groceries

by Username67435 December 31, 2017

friend-eater

Someone who is actively trying to leave you out. Someone who tries to steal your friend(s) in every occasion.

Audree is a friend-eater! I never did anything to her but she keeps stealing my friends!

by Lieselock May 24, 2018

Algae eater

When two lesbians link vaginas, scissor style!

Damn look at those algae eaters!

by Awwww ya May 26, 2018

Teep Eater

Someone who likes the taste of the tip of a males penis

¨You're are such a Teep Eater"

by burdenbageater69 April 16, 2018

Lotus-Eaterology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia
French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Lotus-Eaterology:

A field pertaining to the study of lotus eating. Eating the narcotic lotus plant is said to induce a peaceful, apathetic, dreamy, and languorous state of mind and being. In Greek mythology, Odysseus and his crew happened upon an island of "lotus-eaters", some fell into the ethereal trance of the lotus but Odysseus forced them to swallow the hard red pill and dragged them back to the ship of reality.

And so I says to Mabel, I says... little Bobby-John has been dewdropping under the guise of pursuing a PhD in Lotus-Eaterology.

by ra ramses April 18, 2018

Relentless Eater

fat person

Yo Stewart look at that big a** relentless eater over there.

by Stewart the plate cleaner May 28, 2018

fad eater

A person who indiscriminately adopts the latest diets and eating trends without a health condition requiring or recommending them.

OMG, Becky is such a fad eater. Last week she started Crossfit and went totally Paleo. This week she decided to start on the Whole 30.

by Cricket McJunkins June 4, 2018