Dad

he left to go to the store 8 years ago

"Hey son, I'm heading to get cigarettes from the store"
"Alright, Bye Dad!"

by JakePaulerJustKiddingHesAnAss April 6, 2019

Ross's Dad

A "Ross's Dad" is when you get so drunk that you shit in the bidet instead of the toilet.

Still drunk person : I was so drunk last night I did a "Ross's Dad"

Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?

Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!

by Spiky dildo June 15, 2022

Dad

Dads are the persons in your life who always will love you and look after you. Dads is always good at things and even better at learning them away.

my dad is the best dad ever

by greencvrfan June 6, 2022

Dad

You don’t have one

Your dad went to go get the milk and never came back

by 😎2️⃣🆒4️⃣✏️✂️📚😎 July 16, 2022

Dad

Someone that you’ll never see. He is often getting milk. You probably won’t see him for an average of 6-9 years.

Your dad doesn’t exist.

by Craven Morehead April 26, 2022

dad

someone that will be back one day with milk (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

*kid*:mommy whens dad coming back with milk
*mom* only in your dreams

by joemamajoe January 30, 2020

Bloxbrug dad

A Roblox dad. A bad dad. Mostly 5yr old's are controlling this charter. Dose bad job RPing (most of the time). Gonna have drama.....

Dude really? Your gonna be a bloxbrug dad? well... Goodluck!

by anonymous September 13, 2022