my dad

my dad is a man who is like my girl friend have not seen for 15 years in other word my dad is unexisting

teacher: i am calling your dad

me :i have not seen my dad for 15 years

by your gay if u see this May 26, 2020

my dad

my dad is unexisting

hey want to see something that is gone my dad

by your gay if u see this May 26, 2020

Diddley-dads

A random assortment of items; often food or edible items, of which the person doesn't necessarily know the name of.

"I just got back from the candy store."

"Oh good! What diddley-dads do you have in that bag?!"

by Maccas75 May 30, 2020

dad

a drunk fuck that left me

my dad is a drunk fuck

by v.sn, July 13, 2020

dad

a drunk fuck that never comes home

my dad is a drunk fuck.

by v.sn, July 13, 2020

dad

a drunk fuck that never comes home

my dad is a drunk fuck.

by v.sn, July 13, 2020

Dad

A man who has impregnated your mother and made you, he pays the bills, takes care of what a man does for his family and spends time with his children. Dad is hard-working, head-strong caring and protective of his family.

Son: Hey dad can we go to the park?
Dad: Ok do you want to learn to throw a ball?
Son: Yes dad please teach me how!

by Theblessing July 22, 2020