Capitalism Cold

The physical, emotional, and spiritual suffering which results from an individual being overworked & underpaid in an unsatisfying but necessary job.

“Goddamn, I’ve been busting ass all week at a job that doesn’t recognize me as a person & the built landscape around me gives me malaise & feelings of anomie. I must be coming down with a Capitalism Cold!”

by Doctorb J June 17, 2021

Cold Pasta

When Sexy Time Is Canceled, And Your Penis Has No Choice But To Be Flacid & Lifeless

"I Gave My Girlfriend A Yeast Infection Cause I Ate Her Out After Mouthwashing, Now I Have Cold Pasta"

by SupermanNextDoor May 12, 2021

cold beverages

a cold can of beer or cold homo dick wit fungis

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

cold heat

False or corrupt police

I can't stand all this cold heat in Los Santos

by Crimson03Ghost September 10, 2024

cold

When someone says cold they are not referring to being cold they are referring to something being cool or stylish

Person A: I just got this new Chelsea FC shirt
Person B: Cold!

by WARNING⚠️TOXIC⛔️ November 1, 2024

Stone cold

When you embarass your friend infront of “ the huzz” ( the term for any girls)

When your friend puts you in a head lock in front of girls and you would say “ so stone cold”

by KJK08..2 November 27, 2024

Asking if the sun is cold

1. When someone asks a yes or no question so dumb that it genuinely shocks everyone around.

2. When someone makes a statement that can be easily disproven.

Jimmy: pointing at a girl he likes, a lesbian pin on her bag. “Do you think she actually would like me back?”
Evan: “You’re Asking if the sun is cold, Jimmy.”

by Scharey! December 7, 2024