Christian is a kind caring and loving person who truly cares about there friends in many ways a guardian angel
Christian is my religion
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Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"
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Get the If you spend enough time around Christianity mug.A member of a church who just sits there, listens to the sermon and worship, and leaves. They do not contribute to the ministry at all. They are the worst kind of Christian
Church member 1: Man I wish Dave would come volunteer to help with Bible school.
Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst
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Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst
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scs student: sarasota christian school
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scs student: sarasota christian school
person: i’m so fucking sorry
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