Dad the chad

Is a dad who is a total chad.

Dad the chad aka Mark Dornath

by Chad Dornath December 11, 2020

dad

Nope. This isn’t a joke. I’m not one of those ten year olds who says “LOL NO MILK NO DAD!1!1!!11!1!!1” ok so a dad is a guy who gets u ice cream and tells jokes and can be good like 86% of dads but some can be uhhhh yeah…..

Kid: can we get McDonald’s
Dad: yes

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗwalk w/ friend August 11, 2022

dad boner

A father's sudden rush of unearned pride in his child's physical achievements

"Last week in boxing, my son sparred with a full-grown man and completely held his own. I had a huge dad boner"

by ColonelKurtz April 15, 2021

Hiba's dad

A father that left his daughter to own many many milk factories

girl 1: my dad left

girl 2 :you are a hiba's dad

by brebabbabab January 17, 2023

DAD

DAD he pays the bills and they come back Except furys wont understand this there dad left them because they don' want some gay ass b**** in there house.

Furries go get some biches DAD pays bills

by anonymous February 1, 2022

Dad

some stranger who your mom says is half of you

Terrence-Who is that
Mom-It's your dad
Terrence-Who

by someguywhoisonurbandictionary March 10, 2021

Dad

Something that you never meet

My dad left my family

by Ghknvgui March 10, 2018