Slash N’ Dash

When someone breaks into your car using a demolition saw to take your radio.

Dave: Bro, I was eating at waffle house, and some gay-wad performed the good ol Slash N’ Dash on my truck.

Carl: Really? That sucks you had a bumpin system in there.

by TheRealClarence October 29, 2020

Wake N Mate

The act of using morning wood to pound the chick in bed next to you. This chick is typically a wife or girlfriend because if it was a one-night-stand, the chick would be gone already.

One jolly-hard fellow wakes up in the morning and sees his hot-ass women still sleeping. He wakes her up with a few kisses down her neck and whispers: "Hey babe, Let's Wake N Mate."

by Mikey Bartlett October 19, 2010

Duce n a half

When one duces (takes shit) and the turd is overly long; qualifies as a "shit and a half" = "Duce n a half".

Bro 1: Dude, you took long enough on the shitter!

Bro 2: Brah it was a duce n a half, it was so long it poked my ass cheek.

Bro2: I love those!

by Brah Slayer November 13, 2011

skurk n lurk

the act of lurking your friends pictures without their knowledge either on their facebook, myspace, or photobucket (hence the lurk) and skurking them for your own use (hence the skurk).

"hey, i just posted the pictures from this weekend"
"dude i already did the skurk n lurk, its my default!"

by ybaa January 31, 2008

smush n' toss

The use of both hands to motion jacking off fists followed by a jizz throw. Should be used in fending of bitchy women.

The Chad gave the smush n' toss to a bitch that was talking to him.

by KMoneyK October 8, 2010

Bomb N' run

When you are sitting with a group of people and Fart in a very silent manor that allows an increbale stench to overwhelm the room after you have left.

Guy 1 Leaves

Rest of Group " Holy crap what is the smell"
Guy 2 "i think Guy 1 hit us with a Bomb n' Run!"

by William Erikson October 6, 2010

Hot n sloppy

Hot dog and sloppy joe together on a hot dog roll

I ate a hot n sloppy with ketchup and mustard at the barbeque.

by redsoxtimmy September 9, 2011