william billings somthing rare learns from its mistakes wants to be loved puts harm on itself so other people will stay away but really all he wants is a hug so if you do find this person and you are able to get in with root and keep him for the rest your life because he will honor you
by will Austin December 20, 2016
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Get the grace williamsmug. A William Santamaria is typically a tall (6’3, at the least), handsome, has beautiful, sharp defined features and flowing black locks. He is likely Columbian, which means he has big feet, among other things. He may appear, on the outside, to be a beer, rollin and football God, but if you get to know him, he’s so much more. He likely has hidden talents, usually of artistic nature, and is a slug lord. Yes, slugs as in shelll-less snails will flock to his feet. If you tame a wild William, he will love you until you break his heart . But adopting such a wild beast comes with percussions. Firstly, his mood swings are has big as his feet. He can become easily enraged. For example, he may punch a hole in his wall if he runs out of socks. Just be patient, for soon he will return to his angle state. On the other hand, his behavior sometimes will resemble that of a little boy. If you fit his needs, having a pet William can be very rewarding.
Care guide:
- provide Wendy’s baconators on a regular basis
- share his enthusiasm of hellcats
- give him lots of reassurance of your love for him
- protect him from the gaze of other females, particularly MILFs. If he is kindly buying you ice cream, there is a good chance that the cashier is eyeing him down. Show obnoxious expressions of PDA to reinforce your claim over your prized pet.
Care guide:
- provide Wendy’s baconators on a regular basis
- share his enthusiasm of hellcats
- give him lots of reassurance of your love for him
- protect him from the gaze of other females, particularly MILFs. If he is kindly buying you ice cream, there is a good chance that the cashier is eyeing him down. Show obnoxious expressions of PDA to reinforce your claim over your prized pet.
“Woah, who’s that tall hottie. Do you think I have a chance with him?” girl 1
“Oh, that’s William Santamaria. He’d probably accidentally step on you if you got too close. And no, no you don’t have a chance with him. His girl’s fire.” - girl 2
“Oh, that’s William Santamaria. He’d probably accidentally step on you if you got too close. And no, no you don’t have a chance with him. His girl’s fire.” - girl 2
by Upside Down up and Around July 16, 2022
Get the William Santamariamug. A guy who can be the guy of your dreams. You may feel like he doesn't notice you, but deep down he probably feels the same way. He is the kind of guy that once you meet him, you are like best friends and after a while you fall in love with him. He is an amazing kisser and knows where to touch a person in all the right places. He is an amazing boyfriend and makes you feel like you are one of a kind. He is the one that he would give everything for you if you ever had a connection. He will say so many sweet things to you and make you smile every day you spend with him. When Williams is in pain he prefers to always put his problems aside if someone else needs help. Williams is also a bit naughty, he will have dirty little conversations with you. He worries you a little, but always tells you not to worry. He's a heartbreaker, but he tries to mean well, once you meet a Williams, you can never outgrow one. He hugs you for hours, kisses you on the forehead and tells you he loves you, holds your hand in front of his buddies and tells you you're the best thing in his life, he's a person who has a hard time getting over relationships and You will always love him in some way, and he can never be replaced.
by Cryby November 23, 2021
Get the Williamsmug. 1: William is so nice!
2: Yes but he sucks at fortnite I boxed him like a fish 360 no scoped 200 pumped yesterday.
1: Oh so they're a bot.
2: Yes but he sucks at fortnite I boxed him like a fish 360 no scoped 200 pumped yesterday.
1: Oh so they're a bot.
by i climb french mountains June 4, 2021
Get the Williammug.