(n.) term used to describe chinless, humanoid species found in Northern Louisiana. usually female, these creatures resemble a turtle who lost her shell. Despite her FAS features, she will be full of an ignorant, white trash pride and sense of superiority, which will make her feel entitled and desires among a group of male peers who would stick in a dead dog so long as it was still warm.
I can't believe Maria Elena Cimino is working here again but she is a thirsty turtle for those auto-sales managers.
by firecracker4u July 16, 2017
Get the thirsty turtlemug. 
by Tyler.com August 13, 2022
Get the Turtle headmug. Michaelangelo slipped out of April's Pussy and ended up Cowabunging her in the Sewerpipe, causing a Hairyback Ninja Turtle
by Wogboy13 May 18, 2023
Get the Hairyback Ninja Turtlemug. A swaggy little bro which originally was born after a misinterpretation of the Harry Potter character “Moaning Myrtle”. He is represented as a turtle with a $ sign on the center of his shell, occasionally depicted with some really cool shades.
by swagmoneyturtle February 12, 2025
Get the Money Turtlemug. A turtle soulmate is someone whom you are extremely close to (Boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend) that you have nothing significant in common.
Harry and his girlfriend have nothing in common, save for their love for turtles, therefore they are turtle soulmates.
by KitieeKattiee May 19, 2011
Get the Turtle Soulmatemug. They’re the best little dudes on the planet. People need to start loving my little bros more. Come give them hugs. BUT DONT CRUSH THEM. K thanks that’s my ted talks. Bye.
billy: look at that little turtle over there!!
Camryn: they’re honestly the best people need to start loving them more *rolls eyes**
Camryn: they’re honestly the best people need to start loving them more *rolls eyes**
by imma.salty.frenchfryyyy. April 25, 2019
Get the Turtlemug.