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sock-n-rock it

(verb) the act of a naked man wearing a sock on his penis in order to cover his junk... because somehow pants aren't good enough. This is especially funny if its a large man.... even better if he dances.
Dude, did you see greg at the party last night? He got so wasted he took off all his clothes and then pulled a sock-n-rock it for the rest of the night.... check youtube.
by PrincessPuffinMuffin June 19, 2010
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sock

"we have enough speed and sock in our lineup to score runs"
by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024
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Dirty Sock Surprise

Same as a normal sock surprise, however, it is done with a used sock and going commando. The resulting odor can be used as either an aphrodisiac or as a way to disorientate your new friend.
guy 1: Did you pull off that sock surprise last night?
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!
by james_m October 29, 2014
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mush sock

To cum vigorously into a dirty sock with abandoned freedom.
"My mom hates washing my overused Mush Sock"
by Bloopy Blop Blop February 10, 2018
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crocs and socks

This is when SNL has no better idea for a skit to write so they make one about the ugliest man on earth having on crocs with socks and by wearing this you announce that you are a puppeteer and are really poor.
Mat Shatt wears crocs and socks he really must be a puppeteer
by TheFakeBillCosby May 24, 2018
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Mid Sock Gang

If I wear my kyries, I gotta be on my mid sock gang.
by Hollywood baby April 23, 2017
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sock drawer

A person and/or animal with mixed blood/ancestry as a result of interracial breeding and/or blood transfusion.
"Yeah, but I didn't intravenous blood fusion with a T-Rex, so it's a sock drawer in there."

Daniella Pineda as Zia Rodriguez in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom"
by Otaku4Life83 August 17, 2022
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