Dick Duck Fucker

A) A pejorative for a Roman. This term has its origins in the phrase "Dick Duck Fart"--a Roman motto (dic duc ferte) meaning say, lead, and bear. Rome's subjugated people referred to their conquerors as "Dick Duck Fuckers."

B) Possibly apocryphal texts suggest that the term had its origins in an incident involving a legionnaire and a Gaul. Like all Romans, the legionnaires would march through enemy territory chanting "Dick Duck Fart." As one especially savage soldier chopped a baby's head off, the mother screamed: "You're all dick duck fuckers!" making a mockery of the Roman battle cry. She was subsequently drawn and quartered.

Mick: Bush and Obama are a couple of imperialist Dick Duck Fuckers.

Kassie: What does Dick Duck Fucker mean?

Mick: It's Latin.

by McMeddles February 23, 2014

mud for his duck

To get laid, have sex, to fuck, or otherwise wet your willie.

He got a little mud for his duck.

by hardsaltydog January 03, 2006

mud duck

the Most beautiful gal in the World

the other day I met this Mud Duck at work....she was so fine....I just had to have her

by L.J.A. December 07, 2005

ducking fick head

call someone a ducking fick head non aggresive form of fucking dick head

pikeys are ducking fick heads

by Bullet March 22, 2004

you're ducked

really meaning "you're fucked," but in a cute, t9-savvy way that's being brought into actual conversations the way "lol" is now.

Buddy: crap man, my girlfriend caught me cheating on her.
Guy: you're ducked, dude.
Friend: yeah, totally ducked.

by awrobs February 01, 2010

howard the duck

the greatest movie of all time directed by george lucas in 1986 a film that rivals morbius in its swagger

person 1"did you see howard the duck" person 2" yes its underrated and poggers"

by Linx lunx lingus bingus boingu June 13, 2022

purple duck

A woman with large breasts who loves to have them played with.

Look at that fine check. I bet her thicc ass is a purple duck

by Thesameastheother June 24, 2018