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Thoma

Noun -

-A broken asshole in which he exists as a mere thought

- This little species of shit can be found in a skype call or playing Roblox alone with his blister.
- if you would like to meet him, just look down
This fat faggot really looks like a Thoma (broken asshole)
by THEAAAAAASSSSS December 11, 2019
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Thomas briel

A bitch ass hoe con artist that doesn’t pay for his kids broke ass nigger that likes to spend all his money on feeding himself dates a red head bitch that’s ugly as fuck and says she can have kids but she can’t favorites his son over his daughter and left after she was born then came back when he saw that she was going to be better then his son that is taking after him and she is very independent
by Regayboiii April 28, 2020
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Thomas

a kid who one day says his laptop is his girlfriend, than his dad, than his son, than his wife and then his momo. he is a fuckwit who thinks he can kill a person with his bare hands but can lose to the weakest person in the world to an arm wrestle. he will flinch at anything. he is scared of go karts and says his family is so rich there house is made of marble. this means Thomas is a fucking liar with no life. if you find this Thomas or anyone like him. fucking shank them with a fucking blunt ass spoon till they can barely breath than jump on to them and slam them into the ground and have them choke on his blood.
look at the fag Thomas, lets shank him with a blunt ass spoon
by masteroakwee April 3, 2022
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Thomas

Is a big smoker...Likes to tell u that u are hot,beautiful, cute and will call u baby..But u txt him hes always with a girl ..Tells u hes not in a thing with anyone and doesnt want one😂😂 Leaves u on read or open...He is someone who cares when he wants too.But is not there to help u all the way..He likes to play with u in a pleasant way..He might tell u he likes u..But, he says that to alot of girls....
U:hey wyd
Thomas: I'm at my girls
1hour later
U:*sends pic*
Thomas:😍😩you're so cute
by Jess_roch@ September 18, 2020
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thomas

Thomas is the type of guy to take a girl out on a nice date, and then bring her home to then play krunker.io instead of laying down some pipe on the girl because he's a pro gamer, and also a pro christian activist, he believes not to to fuck until hes married.
thomas is such a pro gamer, he doesn't let anything get in the way of gaming, not even some pussy
by oldmacdonaldsd*ck October 22, 2019
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Thomas' Train Syndrome

When you travel so far / make so much progress doing something but you don't realize you forgot something utmost necessary, until way later on when it's too late. Named after the episode "Thomas' Train" from Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, where the titular character did not realize he was not coupled to the train he thought he was pulling.
Actor: *finishing his stunt for a film* Hey Jeff! Did you see me drive all the way down San Francisco's hills in a school bus, and crash the oil tanker trailer all in one POV take on my GoPro? You've gotta see the end result! I wanna see it too!
Assistant director: Uh, Bill, you left a little too fast. I think now's a bad time to tell you we forgot to put the SD card in your GoPro. Looks like a bad example of Thomas' Train Syndrome. You just blew our budget now that we lost both of our only trucks.
by Paul Stompbox June 14, 2024
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Thomas conneely

Thomas conneely is god and amazing and powerful
Thomas conneely was a god that was amazing and so powerful
by Thomas conneely November 28, 2021
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