internet

The place where nightmares are born.

You should show people the internet on Halloween. It's scary.

by Felicity Mae November 2, 2018

Internet Lust

When an individual becomes so compulsive to online media/pornographic material that they addictively become extremely obsessed with what they are pleasuring themselves to on the internet through their smart devices/black mirrors to the extent that they eventually start to loose all sense of reality from the outside world. Users who suffer from this new found type lust typically are people you would expect and people that you would never expect to an addict. This condition is usually chronic as It rewires the users minds to an extent that it may affect real life relationships. Usually a pornographic detox may help the ones who suffer from internet list.

Internet Lust is an undiagnosed condition that affects millions if not billions across the globe. Porn addiction is one of the many signs that you may suffer from Internet Lust.

Kevin is always finding pleasure through the internet because he has Internet Lust.

by Dr.Dennis January 6, 2025

Internet groupie

When a person don’t like you they try to become friends with other people who don’t like you and talk about you together.

Girl 1- Y’all don’t like Keisha ?
All- No .

Girl 2- Okay let’s become friends .

Girl 3- Bet .

Girl 1- I’m about to go live and talk about her .

All- Lol me too .
They are internet groupies.

by Aurlasia January 7, 2022

Internet politician

The name given to someone who believes everything they read on the internet or social media and forms an opinion regardless of facts or knowledge.

Frank: liberals are trying to take my guns away.
Gio: Says who?
Frank: I read it on Facebook.
Gio: dude, you're just an internet politician.

by Huge hammer69 May 8, 2019

internet pants

pants that exist only in cyberspace.

Person 1: so I was having cybersex last night with hotchick69

Person 2: are you telling me you're so out of it that it means something to you that you got down hotchick69's internet pants? You know that online isn't real right?

by ConcepcionImmaculada September 22, 2010

internet melt

A person who obsessivly posts things/selfies on social media or acts like a roadman/rebel over the Internet.

Guy 1: Ugh have you seen Olivia's account recently?

Guy 2: Yes she posts way too much, her selfies aren't even that nice
Guy 1: The internet melt

by InternetMeltShutdown January 11, 2017

The Dark Internet Rule

The rule of the internet where if you mention something seen on the "dark side of the internet" you must not speak of it. Those who do are ultimately shamed and often disowned.

You better follow the Dark Internet Rule, or else your sister and I will have no choice but to shame you endlessly.

by PheoShayett November 27, 2016