by Redhatter April 20, 2020
Get the cupping the kettlemug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perinal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Fruit Cup's Faggot《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Fruit Cup's Faggot《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025
Get the Fruit Cup's Faggot《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.mug. Hym "The Reeces big caramel cup? It fucking slams! Have you had it yet? No? Go buy one immediately! Don't have any money? Go rob an old lady. Allergic to peanuts? I don't care! Eat it anyway! Do it anyway! Die knowing that you died the best conceivable death... It's good! It'll be the first thing I buy when I get paid. Reeces big caramel cup. Use it... To lure children to their demise. I know I will! Reeces... They wasted money on marketing because no ad they make will ever be better than this."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2024
Get the Big caramel cupmug. You had to be there...
Third down and 37, Calgary Stampeders with the ball, Silver Cup on the line.
Up the middle comes the Fullback, #34. He's tackled, 2 legs wrapped up on the 30 yard line, but he has one more.
On one fucking leg he makes it to the end zone, inch by inch, pulling defenders - it reaches for the end zone, touchdown. Stampeders win.
Post-game interview, sheer-shock and awe, 9 months later - SNQ.
You had to see it to believe it, what a day.
Third down and 37, Calgary Stampeders with the ball, Silver Cup on the line.
Up the middle comes the Fullback, #34. He's tackled, 2 legs wrapped up on the 30 yard line, but he has one more.
On one fucking leg he makes it to the end zone, inch by inch, pulling defenders - it reaches for the end zone, touchdown. Stampeders win.
Post-game interview, sheer-shock and awe, 9 months later - SNQ.
You had to see it to believe it, what a day.
"You had to be there, haven't seen anything like it since the 2003 Silver Cup Final"
"He split her right up the middle, just like the 2003 Silver Cup Final"
"He split her right up the middle, just like the 2003 Silver Cup Final"
by FuckLukeCowan February 25, 2024
Get the The 2003 Silver Cup Finalmug. by ApricotFields May 19, 2025
Get the DDD Cupmug. The little dent in the chin that catches excess sperm while being on the receiving side of the ejaculator: evolution's way of letting us know it’s an ally of the LGBTQ+, with a special focus on homosexual activities.
"When Joey gets an unsuspected spray of sperm from a trick, he can rest easy knowing that due to his JIZZ CUP-CATCHER CHIN, the mess will be less."
by MAGAcult January 26, 2025
Get the Jizz Cup-Catcher Chinmug. by Hellofucknigga September 24, 2023
Get the Front cup for 2 FuckNiggamug.