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Tobacco lettuce sandwich

Packing a bowl in the order of weed, tobacco, weed.
Dude can you pack me a moke? Sure, but I call it a tobacco lettuce sandwich
by Thisistotallyrandom November 10, 2022
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cold meatloaf sandwich

When you dream pie a girl the night before and you wake up the next morning and eat her out and you taste your jizz.
Hey bros... I enjoyed a nice cold meatloaf sandwich today.
by Gymiscool January 1, 2019
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Average Tuna Sandwich

A silly Filipino Minecraft build youtuber who I like. He also has roughly 400k subs, but hasn’t uploaded in a month
I’m in his Average Tuna Sandwiches discord and it’s very nice, and I’m not saying that because he has a gun to my head
by Paulmackooky June 11, 2022
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Lil Tay Sandwich

When you’re trying to flex and you find 2 $100 bills and a fat stack of $1 bills so you smash that shit together and act like the richest person ever.
Cunt 1: look how rich i am
Cunt 2: thats a lil tay sandwich with 2 100s and 60 1s
by Bigman5 June 10, 2018
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Turkey Sandwich Week

Named due to the abundance of cold turkey, this the week between christmas and new years. Profitable time for the alcohol and drug industry, also beginning of post-christmas sales.
Man: did you have a good christmas?

Other man: yes, now it's turkey sandwich week

Man: great
by bradyBlunderbooth November 6, 2009
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Biva Sandwich Special

This phenomenon happens with you are casually taking a nice stroll to the dining hall, while simultaneously shitting yourself the whole walk, and you go in to order the following: two pieces of whole grain bread, with the lunch lady's cum as mayonnaise, your choice of chicken or turkey unseasoned, topped with a thick layer of dick cheese and pesto sauce. As you wait for your sandwich to be made, you realize you shit your pants and go to the bathroom to clean up. While you do this, you thankfully remember you need to piss in a cup so that you can bring it back and use it as dipping sauce for your sandwich. You then go on to enjoy a nice, warm, home-cooked meal! Enjoy!
" I get the Biva Sandwich Special every night at the dining hall! "
by Siva Biva July 18, 2023
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miracle whip sandwich

He only had bread and mayo so he made a miracle whip sandwich
by Bagel_boi_dude October 18, 2023
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