poop surfing

when you're on the cusp of shitting yourself but deliberately refrain from going to the bathroom to make the eventual bowel movement all the more satisfying

"I poop surfed for 2 hours yesterday and had the best shit of my life"

"have you ever tried poop surfing? Best shit of your life".

by elderlyworm March 27, 2017

poop alien

the out of this world out of body slimy alien mass that passes to a free world for a swim after one partakes in a colon cleanse for health, not just for fun.

Man, Tam just passsed a poop alien last night after a hard night of colon cleansing.

by Tammy Ozias September 23, 2007

indie poop

Lighthearted mockery of a below par, sub-standard indie band or of someones crappy musical taste.

Nice collection of indie poop you have there Calvin! your such a belle end sebastian!!!

by zeusfox March 09, 2007

pizza poop

The wonderful result of eating an entire pizza

Aww man... I got pizza poop

by Ryan G Anzaldi November 25, 2006

blonde poop

Poop which contains more corn than actual poop.

Man, I ate 5 corn on the cob at the company picnic and then I had blonde poop for 3 days!

by Clizzle December 05, 2005

Panda Poop

after digesting a massive helping of Panda Express you go to take a dump and it is a soft poop that burns the butt hole and ultimately clogs the toilet

dude i just took a massive panda poop

awh man, my panda poop overflowed the toilet

by asdofjawefjaksdjf April 05, 2009

Poop-shit

adj. Similar to the word "shit" used by anyone who thinks something is not going to good, only more immature.

"Poop-shit, I just got an 'F' on my test."

"My girlfriend just dumped me. POOP-SHIT!!"

by K-Rem April 24, 2007