The old english definition for the name Matthew is as follows: A faggot, a very gay weak skinnyfat dumb estrogen riddled nigger loving gay homosexual. Matthews can't stop saying terms such as "I want cock" or "I would love a big fat nigger penis up my rectum"
by ADOLFNUMBAONE November 6, 2023
Get the Matthewmug. Person 1- his name is Matthew Tavarez
Person 2- isn’t that the guy who’s going to Standford?
Person 1- ya!
Person 2- isn’t that the guy who’s going to Standford?
Person 1- ya!
by goddamnit100 November 21, 2021
Get the Matthew Tavarezmug. by LightningMcqueenNig2000 March 8, 2018
Get the matthew gamsbymug. The most amazing of people. Massively endowed in every way. Urmom will love him.
Natural enemy of Dave's. Will attack on sight. Keep your Dave's away from Matthews to avoid permanent damage.
Natural enemy of Dave's. Will attack on sight. Keep your Dave's away from Matthews to avoid permanent damage.
First person: Holy hell, who is that fine ass man over there talking to Urmom?
Second person: Ohh, that's just Matthew
Second person: Ohh, that's just Matthew
by Peenchy July 29, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. by MrNebuls February 29, 2024
Get the Matthewmug. 
The worst largest dick (personality ) he ignores you when you say you like him and then he bullies you with your ex friend and he never says sorry but then he comes back to you begging he wants to be friends with you
“Matthew is a beggar “
by Leahtheweirdo July 28, 2021
Get the Matthewmug.