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Jacob

A man whos penis is a foot longer than eveyone else, and strikingly handsome. Jacob can be a strong and charming man who can snag any girl, without the needing to talk to them. Hes a magnet to all thicc girls only a beta male could dream of. Jacob is friends with almost everyone and if your not friends with him, you have a tiny penis. Jacob is the man of your dreams, and good luck trying to get a Jacob
"I bet Jacob has a 10 inch cock"
"Omg, Jacob is sooo hot"
If only i could have even the slightest chance with jacob.
by xxxthanos April 29, 2019
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jacob moon

A guy that has feelings for a minor and will do anything to get in her pants
Exp: jacob moon and peyton harp are in love
by Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy69 November 1, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob Ack
by Idontliketyler July 20, 2020
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jacob

“jacob is very indeed big man and funni
by JammDoughnutts March 23, 2021
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Jacob

An incompetent asshole of a brother. He doesn’t help people unless forced too. A dick too his siblings but decent to others.
My brother is so lazy
Is his name Jacob?
by Blissyay3 October 15, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob is a guy who absolutely loves goths and femboys and would get on his knees and call them mommy no questions asked?
Did you hear that Jacob's snaps with the goth got leaked?
by FemboyLover90210 June 12, 2022
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jacob wood

Fluffy funny fucker lmao i love you brother form JL
Jacob Is funny

Jacob wood is fluffy
by Jack smith6273 November 7, 2019
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