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Real News

Something (usually a fact of some sort) that's incredible true.

An example of real news is that Emelie is an excellent friend and a really cool and awesome person.
Dude I have some real news for you

Yeah? Let's hear it

Ya know that chic Emelie? Yeah, she's dope as f*ck, and a great friend too.
by foldibjojk July 11, 2021
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real

friend 1: i wanna die, im so depressed and wish nothing upon myself but the sweet release of death.
me: real
by real fr straight up July 4, 2022
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Jacob Cass real

KednelGaming’s #1 Tip-Rider
Corey Allen’s biggest fan
Dude sucks at ro wrestling ***VERY IRONIC ENDING IS SHOCKING***
Lost to anthony Rollins of all people

Uhhhhhhhh
WWE 12 RTWM Guy
by Niggeraiden July 3, 2022
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REAL MALAGA

Ones that are actually from Malaga
We real Malaga dog fu*k the Suckaz
by Mgang May 11, 2021
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Real

Relating to or being tired and mentally and physically tired.
“Real(The pain won’t stop or end.”
“He just like me😄👆(real)”
by HeJustLikeMe November 8, 2022
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Real Malfets

Satanic sect located in Burkina Faso. They are characterized by dark humor and their star position, which they recreate wherever they go.
They feed by hunting small specimens of pikens and ñolis.
When you see a group of people forming a star position the best you can do is run, maybe it is the last thing you see.
Look! Real Malfets position! Run!
by Royal Catalan Academy November 23, 2021
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hyunjins real girlfriend

hyunjins real girlfriend is andrea.(hhjmenu)
by andrea yeaaaa October 17, 2020
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