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Broken Taco

Refers to either the vagina of an infertile woman or a vagina that does not function properly due to lack of sexual drive, physical trauma or anatomical anomaly.
1) Sally and I have tried for years to have kids, but I guess she's just got a broken taco.

2) That bitch got a broken taco and don't put out for shit.

3) After the rape, Jennifer's broken taco was never the same.

4) That asian chick I was seeing had the broken taco and I couldn't get up in it, her shit was weird as hell.
by x BILKO x September 3, 2016
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tongue taco

When ones tongue is kept in the shape of a taco shell, filled with the desired ingredients and then inserted into a persons vagina or rectum.
"What do you want on your tongue taco babygirl?"

"Chopped onions, minced garlic and some avocado. No meat though; I'm vegetarian"
by ButtoSucco August 31, 2016
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taco chaser

the act of chasing a shot of alcohol with a taco
"Laura's gonna do a taco chaser!"

"Damn! She chased her shot in two bites!"
by ARCRUZ March 27, 2008
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Taco it up

The act of lounging about with a blanket wrapped around your body in the fashion of a taco. (can be used with one or more persons)
dude, yesterday was so awesome. all i did was taco it up and play elevator action all day long.
by Mandalyn Knapic von Seldeneck February 14, 2009
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Taco Tuesday

The act of trying to find tacos in a foreign city
Did you hear Bridget and Caity tried to go Taco Tuesday on Barcelona? They had to wait until they got back home to get some tacos.
by ChoccyMolk September 24, 2017
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Taco Bell

IT'S HERE
NAKED CHICKEN CHALUPA
BARING IT ALL- GET THE COMBO FOR JUST $5
Taco Bell you gotta big storm coming.
by Decent Definitions February 22, 2017
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Taco Slime

Various vaginal secretions.
Yo, when that stripper was giving me that lapdance.. I think some taco slime dripped on me.
by El Steemo December 9, 2008
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