tree-feet

When someone's feet resembles a tree.

Angela has a bad case of tree-feet; pray for her.

by orklepee February 17, 2015

Dead tree's revenge

The experience one has, when they have a paper cut in between two of their fingers or toes.

"OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."

by Flappy Trap May 23, 2015

Cincinnati Christmas Tree

A group act in which several people defecate into the same toilet without flushing; allowing the the fecal matter to build up into the rough shape of a Christmas tree. A star is then placed on top to complete the prized decoration.

When my friends and I go to the mall, we like to help decorate the place for the cheerful season with a Cincinnati Christmas Tree.

by giggling_santa29 December 2, 2021

fruitless flowering tree

when you have to swear about someone/something when it’s an inappropriate time and/or place, use this term.

Alex is being such a fruitless flowering tree!

by keeby March 31, 2020

Family Tree's

it’s when you leave pee residue in the bottom of a cup and you THOUGHT it made the trash can in your dads bathroom and then he tweaks and finds the cup puts it up, and after 3 years he is fiendin for wax so bad he goes through the bathroom cabinet and finds the cup with weird old jelly pee so before asking anyone what it is or if he can do it, he does a dab of it.

Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's

by SlimeJGrxxn May 19, 2022

Tree Wrangling

commonly practiced by two to three retards. Tree wrangling is where you found a small tree about 5-8 inches and climb that bitch and bend it over like a crack whore behind a dumpster. You can then stand on it and jump on in like you're curb stomping a coon. Tree wrangling is commonly practiced in Arkansaw Wisconsin.

Me to Nick: look at those two retards tree wrangling.

Nick: sure takes some boredom to do that wack ass shit. Anyway when are we gonna stuff an mortar in that giant bullfrog I ran over with my Dora bike?

by ee normousee rection May 5, 2020

tree wrankle

the act of a woman (or i guess a man) peeing on a man while twisting his testicles in a masochisticly-painful way.

She tree wrankled me the other night, I'm still sore!

by 45718 December 9, 2011