tits money

something you say when something is awesome

That rebel flag is frickin tits money

by white as mayo July 24, 2017

Tits McGee

A snarky comment insecure women sometimes make about their smarter, more curvaceous female co-workers to deflect attention from their own issues.

This term may be used under the false assumption that any reference to "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy" will make the user more desirable to men in the immediate vicinity (not unless you're cute too).

Clever Ms. Batparts, in an effort to quash her own nickname "assplay," went about the office referring to her colleague as Tits McGee.

by Espectaculare September 29, 2010

Cheese Tits

This is a nickname given to a girl with breasts which are very saggy. Often when a girl loses large quantities of weight the breasts lose volume, but the skin is still the same size. In this situation her breasts become a similar consistency to sacks, loosely filled with cottage cheese. Hence the nickname Cheese Tits.

"I got this girl home thinking she was slammin hot. Got to second base and realized she had Cheese Tits. gross.

by FatBitchKilla April 4, 2008

Off it's tits

Something that is really good. Can also be used to describe someone who is drunk or is "off their tits".

That pizza we had last night was off it's tits!

Gary was so drunk last night, he was off his tits!

by Mr Reston January 16, 2010

tit carrier

sex position in which a girl is laid horizontally on her back and moves in a way such that her breasts flap horizontally, resembling jets taking off from an aircraft carrier

"I totally made my girl into a tit carrier last night!"
"Dude, you're awesome! I bet her titties flew like jets off an aircraft carrier!"

by Bambit He-Slug December 11, 2009

Fissy Tit

The opposite of a tissy fit. An in-burst of sheer happiness where that said happiness is completely contained within your body and mind, unbeknownst to anyone anywhere.

Dude bro, it's so much more fun saying fissy tit than it is saying tissy fit, I am reachin' ya?

by kiwiunlimited September 22, 2010

bear tits

hairy nipples

It's a nasty feeling to accidentally feel a girl's bear tits in the dark.

by anamigo June 27, 2010