jack off a titty

playing with a tit or nips, basically getting a girl wet by playing with zem titties

"hey chad do you know how to jack off a titty??"
"what the fuck does that mean bro"

by rocky69420 April 5, 2022

Bitch titties on ice

When something good/exciting happens in your life

Or see something so awesome!

“Damn! That’s bitch titties on ice!”

by MrDamixos November 19, 2021

Taco Bell titties

When you eat so much Taco Bell and all of the fat goes to your breasts.

I've had Taco Bell so many times this month, I'm starting to get Taco Bell titties.

by JoshleenTrash July 14, 2016

calm your titties

Literally, why does "calm your titties" have two definitions that are the exact same letter for letter.

Person 1: i just looked up calm your titties on UD
Person 2: I know, it has 2 definitions that are the same

by Legohexman May 30, 2021

Bookshelf ass titties

A chick with ample titties that you could literally stack books on

Damn Allyse with them bookshelf ass titties

by Dude who knows bookshelves November 3, 2019

Titty Twister 9000

A titty twister 9000 is when you twist a womans fake boob off and then lick the fake boob

Jimmy: I gave this hooker a titty twister 9000
Chad: Fuck yeah jabronie

by TittyTwister9000 June 21, 2020

Tickle my titties

Expression used when responding to someone’s unreasonable opinion.

Hello what would you like today. Um yes how much is a hamburger. About 3.80 without tax. Holy mackrole tickle my titties that’s a lot.

by Sneakinstepsis June 2, 2020