pimp

person in management profession

niall horans email address was @da_pimp_is_ere

by phenomeNIALL.1D4life May 13, 2020

word pimp

n. He or she that doth chargeth an exorbitant sum for commonplace words that, when aggregated, shalt have magical meanings that conferreth limited liabilities and haveth the power to compel writs of coram nobis, habeus corpus, etc.; and for such services he or she shalt render unto clients bills that doth contain billing increments as small as six minutes; and shall ye fail to pay him or her, he or she shall initiate the shaft of the law unto thine anus.

Oh man, my word pimp is on my ass about that employment contract I gave him; he backhanded me when I didn't pay my bill.

by Codezilla September 3, 2013

Pimp

To have many bitches on your dick.

Man Pablo is a pimp

He has four bitches on his dick

by Pimpin ass motherfucker January 29, 2024

Pimp-a-roni

a female/male thinking they are better than everyone else or acting like they know what they are talking about when they dont.

Shut up Pimp-a-roni , you don't know what your saying.

by Candy N.P.E. August 27, 2007

pimp rations

An amount that is way past words. Intoxifying your shit to the point where everything else is ridiculous

"Yo, you finished that entire bottle of vodka?"

"Hells yes! We surviving on pimp rations son!"
-cue death from liver failure

by godsmote February 4, 2013

Pimp Slap

A pimp slap is a regular slap but with both sides of your hand. It is done by a pimp to a girl who works for them.

Pimp-“You better have my money!”
Girl-“I don’t have it!”
Pimp-“well go get some! Wear less clothes!”
Pimp-*Pimp slaps her*

by Cosmic_Queen23 March 16, 2020

Paddy-pimped

When a car, bike or person is totally decorated for St. Patrick's Day

I spent a fortune on shamrocks, streamers and a leprechaun seat-cover, but my bike and my girlfriend are both totally paddy-pimped.

by Tomonia March 6, 2015