kevin

If a guy's name is Kevin he is very chill and cool (sometimes a little gay) he probably kidnaps children as well
"hey look over there is that kevin?"

"yeah he's the child preditor!"

"well he chill tho we gonna be fine."
by SUR (so cool) December 15, 2023
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Kevin

A person that will fuck up your day. Will waste your time and only ask for nudes.
by Damarius123 February 06, 2024
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Kevin

A Kevin is someone who will have your back. He is honest to a fault, a deep thinker, a problem solver, a goofball, a romantic, has a great sense of humor, a barely hidden nerdy side, and a huge heart. When there are problems a Kevin can be counted on to come up with a brilliant solution you may have never thought of but always makes the task easier and more efficient. Kevin is skilled with his hands and learns new things quickly. A Kevin will not disappoint you in the bedroom and sexual experiences will never be boring. Your Kevin will require lots of snuggles and pets so be prepared to never want to be free of his embrace. His smile can banish the cloudiest of days. A Kevin is faithful and loyal and always someone you can depend on. He is always thoughtful. Kevin loves his kitty and can be depended on to ‘meow’ at you often as way of declaring his affection. It’s impossible to not fall in love with his amazing personality. His eyes are mesmerizing and he knows how to style his hair. Kevin is a gentleman who will open doors for you but also has a dirty side. Kevin can be very spontaneous and brings a lot of fun to any any occasion. If you are lucky enough to find a Kevin make sure you snatch him up. Kevins are absolutely worth the wait!
This is Kevin. He’s my work husband because I know I can always depend on him to have my back! Meow!
by DarthKittyMeowMeow June 16, 2022
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Kevin

One who believes that cum is neutral, it’s neither straight nor gay. It’s where it’s deposited that makes the one depositing it gay or not.

Believes that men are superior to women because women can’t make men kings but only kings who can make women queens. Thats why they call it KINGdom, NOT QUEENdom.

Simpin’ ain’t pimpin
That’s so Kevin

Kevin have mercy I’m about to bust

Our Kevin, is an aweosme Kevin he reigns
by Bevinkaker559 September 25, 2024
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Kevin

a bitch ass nigga who simps for a girl named “Aylin” and ditches his friends for her.
damn that’s a Kevin
by kevin200703 November 22, 2021
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Kevin

a cute boy with an edgar cut that has a big dick
omg is that kevin with a big dick
by bigedgar November 23, 2021
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kevin

kevin is normaly a normal person but is somtimes very weared.kevin is also a person how makes fun of people he is also allways annoying as hell
you so kevin
by litle old lady January 16, 2024
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