roaming eyes

when your lazy eye(s) have a mind of their own

ex. ugh look at my roaming eyes...it's like they're outside of their wireless area

by codi cane July 6, 2012

Con eyes

The sight one develops from spending a lot of time at comic book conventions. Gives one the uncanny ability to notice the smallest toy or a poster across the convention floor.

Jack - how did cliff see that max reebo figure across the floor?
Jake - he's got those con eyes

by Jakefatal August 6, 2012

Eye Pud

Another way of saying eye candy; eye pudding.

"I met my favourite DJ the first time today, he's so hot, he's eye pud".

by PB2012 September 2, 2012

Chlorine Eyes

When someone's eyes are red from smoking weed. It looks as if they had been swimming all day.

see also Swimming Pool Eyes

That guy has chlorine eyes.

by Reghan Moselle February 23, 2011

gobby eyes

a girls eyes that would look amazing if they were performing oral sex and looking up at you

Dude, she has the maddest gobby eyes!

by Daniel Darabi October 21, 2011

Folp Eyes

A person who was born with their eyes extremely close together. Folp Eyes often resemble an eagle staring at you intently. Can be seen as a sign of danger or intimidation by some.

Look at that guy staring at me over there….he is giving me folp eyes and I don’t like it!

by John T Burtation October 22, 2023

ghost eyes

the literal best comic in the world

'hey have you read ghost eyes?'

"no"

'read it. right now.'

by anonymous April 4, 2023