Turd Sock

A turd that is made into a sock

Jill, your turd sock is aweasome!

by WISE7890 October 15, 2015

Socks

A retarded excuse to hide the fact that you sucked your cousin off in the shower

I sucked my cousin off in the shower,,, dont worry its not gay i had socks on

by big old cock February 7, 2021

Baby Sock

Code word for a condom

Hey baby, can you run to the store and pick up some baby socks?

by jiblet84 September 18, 2012

one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.

While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.

by Mythattak May 22, 2017

“shock in my socks”

noun.
a rock in your shoe,
or
one of those prickly plant cunts in your shoe.

ex.
1: Ah hell.
2: What?
1: Oh, I gotta “shock in my socks”.

by slapboichild September 4, 2022

beat me down to my socks

The loss of all currency one had on them, usually from being robbed or gambling debts.

Randy and I were playing high stakes tik tak toe. I blew everything that I came with, he beat me down to my socks.

by FL_MEX_FTW March 23, 2023

Sock babies

People who are smart, creative, sexy, etc. They are basically perfect. They are people who will have others on there knees doing as they wish. They make people drool when they walk by. They are unique. They have good luck. They may be bipolar, stubborn, overly crazy, and just wierd in many unexplainable ways but are loved and respected by all.

G.K and C.R (initials) are the og sock babies, I want to be just like them.

by Sockbaby2.0 May 21, 2018