Snow plowed

Putting cocaine on your asshole and then getting fucked in the ass.

Brah, I just hooked up with a dude with a big dick and big bag of blow... I'm about to go get snow plowed!

by Crownie420 July 15, 2014

snow parking

The attempt to parallel park on a street, usually in an urban area, in an empty spot when cars have previously been plowed in and there’s a mound of snow between the parking spot and the street (verb)

I’m just going to Uber it over as I fear snow parking in the city

by 8six7five3ohnine January 21, 2020

Snow Daddy

A giant 12 foot snowman on the roof of Meattox Dr

Man, did you see that snow daddy on El Toro Loco’s roof?

by Snowdaddy December 6, 2019

selfish snow-sweeping

Refers to where some lazy jacka** scrapes/brushes the icy white stuff off his car only enough to let him see out the windshield before driving away on a cold morning. Not only does this prevent him from safely "seeing and being seen", but it also means that huge clumps of snow will periodically fall off his vehicle and splatter onto the plowed roadway, messing up the lane where other motorists have to travel.

I always make sure to thoroughly clear away the latest winter-storm's buildup from my car before venturing out on the road, so that nobody can accuse me of selfish snow-sweeping.

by QuacksO April 11, 2019

snow

the best thing to fall from the sky also known as radio fallout. it can be used to make radioactive snowballs. may produce extra apendages.

the snow gave me an extra leg.

by DUDE 15 February 11, 2022

snow tanned

The pale skin of those who live in northern states during the winter months.

Dude, I went to Florida over spring break and I was so snow tanned compared to everyone there!

by John Smith01 March 8, 2014

Snow cowboy

The snow cowboy is jack. Jack doesn’t ride a horse he rides a bad ass 4wd avalanche that never gets stuck because us of the combination nations of the horse power of the truck and the sex appeal of jack.

Oh no my truck is stuck who should I call? Call the snow cowboy he can I’ll you out and get you pregnant in 5minuets.

by Laykes dad February 20, 2021